After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
remember that movie lifesize w/ tyra banks and lindsay lohan. or that movie my date with the presidents daughter. or that movie with tia and tamera mowry where they give their grandparents soap and theyre young…
If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world
When old men’s tales are called religion and philosophy?
OH MY G OD
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”
seeing someone from school in public